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[29 Dec 2009|10:46pm] |
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Bloody lovely Christmas. Light on the massacres, this year, heavy on the hallucinogens. Just joshing, obviously. Wouldn't want our student fuckin' authority to get their tits in a twist--though I guess it depends on the tits in question. Could work, if you were into that sort of thing.
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[24 Nov 2009|02:40pm] |
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Thanks for the birthday bonanza, fuckwads! I can't reveal my activities on my day of basic bloody badassery, but go ahead and ask our esteemed nurse, the sexy Madame Madison Twonk. Birthday gifts have been more than adequate, particularly one loose little blonde who'll remain nameless. Cheers.
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[03 Nov 2009|03:21pm] |
Save us all the fucking trouble, a summary:
fuck fascists, kids, adults, dictators, Oggy Oggy Ogden, you, prefects and Head people, criminals, vandals, people who speak english, people who don't speak english, and people who hate the king. If you do want to do the interrogation you're a fucking prick fascist bullshitter and if you don't you're a fucking unpatriotic criminal racist fuckwad. Tick where appropriate:
fuck the man
fuck your mum
let's fuck
your mum's a vandal
your face likes muggles
MY MUM'S SECOND COUSIN WAS A VANDAL AND I DON'T THINK YOUR LANGUAGE IS APPROPRIATE
MY MUM'S SECOND COUSIN WAS VANDALIZED AND I DON'T THINK YOUR FACE IS APPROPRIATE
fuck it, move along.
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[23 Aug 2009|08:11pm] |
Let's tear our fucking bodies ( apart. )
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